This is the most bizarre sentence I've read today, courtesy of the president of the direct marketing association (apparently, against all laws of nature and logic, slime has a king after all):

"We don't think the government should have a role in regulating the kind of advertising activity that goes on."

That's great. Just hold that thought as I start selling cigarettes and liquor to preschoolers using porn clips that feature copious anal fisting and watersports. It'd still be more virtuous than what you're peddling.

Idiot.